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Sunday, January 24, 2010

It's a fucking mystery.

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Worst Insult

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Brought to you in part, by BrainDeadGenius.

From thinking that Caucasians
are all really smart and rich just because
they are white to
letting the 'public' transportation
companies fuck us in the ass over and over again
by raising fares (after posting millions of dollars in profit
for the previous quarter)...

My GOD Singaporeans are stupid!

Never, ever use this insult on anyone.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Atan The Teacher

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Ah yes...
There's this teacher I hang out with at work (a high school).

Now don't get me wrong,
this guy's ok... for the most part.

Thing is,
he's quick to judge.
A little too quick.

He once got really pissed
off with a new teacher that
was introduced to him because...
all she did was smile.

And yes, that was his explanation.
She smiled.
She didn't do a little dance
nor kiss his feet.

Holy shit!
Who wouldn't be pissed??

Mann... if it were me and
all she did was smile...
I'd kick that bitch's ass all the way
back to where she came from!

But I digress.

The part that really gets on
my nerves,
is that he's really into religion now.

While he doesn't visit my site...
his girlfriend does.

Yes, I know I'm really asking for it.

But fuck it.
It's MY site.

Anyway,
today's comic was brought to you
in part,
by Brain-Dead Genius.

Check out his site, bitches.

http://www.braindeadfromcookieoverdose.blogspot.com/

Later

Friday, April 11, 2008

Why Men Don't Understand Women

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What can I say?
It's the truth!

I've got 2 sisters...
I work with women all the time...
And yes, it's official.
They are nuts.

And it seems that their
ultimate goal
is to drive me insane.

I think it's working too...
if the little blue leprechauns
dancing around me
is any indication.

Later

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Suicide

Necessary steps to ensure
a smooth, and satisfying suicide.

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Friday, April 4, 2008

He Has Hair

Well, at least he has hair.

p.s. I know that this is a fucked up comic

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Anyway, 2 of my colleagues
recently found out about 2 permanent injuries of mine.

Being geniuses,
they kept repeating "but you're so young!"
and "you shouldn't be lifting weights!"

Holy shit really??
I never knew there was an age requirement
for major injuries!

Guess I missed the memo
before I got hospitalised. Twice.
How stupid of me!

And I shouldn't be lifting weights?
Not even to strengthen myself
to prevent aggravation to the current
injuries??

HOLY FUCK!
I never knew that!
Neither did my physiotherapist (who was smokin' hot, by the way).

THANK GOD for these enlightened people!!

Now please excuse me
while I bang my bald head against the wall.

Later

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Depression

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Don't you just hate
how easy it is to slip into depression?

As some of you
may have noticed,
I've begun posting
on weekdays as well.

Now now, don't be worried, children.
I'll still be posting on
weekends.

I just post whatever shit
I feel like posting on other days.

Oh, and in case
some of you are wondering (you know who you are)...
I am not depressed because
of that fugly tranny, ok?

Ok cool.

Fuck you all.
Have a nice day!