No, She's Not Shallow

Not shallow at all.


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Just getting warmed up.

The Forbidden Kingdom 2

Ah yes,
by now, you must have heard of The Forbidden Kingdom.

Or, as I'd like to call it,
American Saves Asians' Asses In Ancient China.

Here's the synopsis
courtesy of Yahoo! Movies:

"Based on the Chinese legend of the monkey king,
An American teen (OF COURSE it had to be a white American)
discovers the king's legendary stick
weapon in a pawn shop.
He is transported back in time
to ancient China, where
he joins a crew of warriors fighting to free the imprisoned king."


So it's like this.
These 2 legendary warriors:




Need the help of this asshole:



So once again,
a white guy has to come to the rescue
of the Asians.

Never mind the fact that a 5 year-old girl could
beat the shit outta this pussy...

But hey,
since they did make The Forbidden Kingdom...
I feel that it is my obligation to make a sequel.



THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM 2:




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Atan The Teacher

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Ah yes...
There's this teacher I hang out with at work (a high school).

Now don't get me wrong,
this guy's ok... for the most part.

Thing is,
he's quick to judge.
A little too quick.

He once got really pissed
off with a new teacher that
was introduced to him because...
all she did was smile.

And yes, that was his explanation.
She smiled.
She didn't do a little dance
nor kiss his feet.

Holy shit!
Who wouldn't be pissed??

Mann... if it were me and
all she did was smile...
I'd kick that bitch's ass all the way
back to where she came from!

But I digress.

The part that really gets on
my nerves,
is that he's really into religion now.

While he doesn't visit my site...
his girlfriend does.

Yes, I know I'm really asking for it.

But fuck it.
It's MY site.

Anyway,
today's comic was brought to you
in part,
by Brain-Dead Genius.

Check out his site, bitches.

http://www.braindeadfromcookieoverdose.blogspot.com/


Later