The Forbidden Kingdom 2

Ah yes,
by now, you must have heard of The Forbidden Kingdom.

Or, as I'd like to call it,
American Saves Asians' Asses In Ancient China.

Here's the synopsis
courtesy of Yahoo! Movies:

"Based on the Chinese legend of the monkey king,
An American teen (OF COURSE it had to be a white American)
discovers the king's legendary stick
weapon in a pawn shop.
He is transported back in time
to ancient China, where
he joins a crew of warriors fighting to free the imprisoned king."


So it's like this.
These 2 legendary warriors:




Need the help of this asshole:



So once again,
a white guy has to come to the rescue
of the Asians.

Never mind the fact that a 5 year-old girl could
beat the shit outta this pussy...

But hey,
since they did make The Forbidden Kingdom...
I feel that it is my obligation to make a sequel.



THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM 2:




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