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Saturday, April 26, 2008
The Forbidden Kingdom 2
Ah yes,
by now, you must have heard of The Forbidden Kingdom.
Or, as I'd like to call it,
American Saves Asians' Asses In Ancient China.
Here's the synopsis
courtesy of Yahoo! Movies:
"Based on the Chinese legend of the monkey king,
An American teen (OF COURSE it had to be a white American)
discovers the king's legendary stick
weapon in a pawn shop.
He is transported back in time
to ancient China, where
he joins a crew of warriors fighting to free the imprisoned king."
So it's like this.
These 2 legendary warriors:
Need the help of this asshole:
So once again,
a white guy has to come to the rescue
of the Asians.
Never mind the fact that a 5 year-old girl could
beat the shit outta this pussy...
But hey,
since they did make The Forbidden Kingdom...
I feel that it is my obligation to make a sequel.
THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM 2:
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3 comments:
Dude.. You left out one important fact bout the movie..
Everybody was speaking the English language..
Anyways the comic.. Ancient USA... Thats a good one... And by the way, shouldn't everyone be speaking your language?
I'm sure that kid was in Will & Grace...
(no, I'm not gay.)
Did you watch it?
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