Pretty Pictures in a Crack Addict's Head

2010-01-24T02:40:00.000-08:00

It's a fucking mystery.

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Damn

2009-12-18T15:46:00.000-08:00

She's so damn amazing,
and yet... so far away.

Fucking distance...
How I LOATHE the laws of Physics.

Yeah, yea...
I'll upload a comic later today.

Demanding bitches...

Lovable

2009-10-19T05:36:00.000-07:00

Celebration Time... Or Not

2009-09-18T21:58:00.000-07:00

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Gotta love idiots who make
a big deal out of celebrating
something they're not supposed to.

Learning Something New

2009-09-12T16:03:00.000-07:00

Yep.
He sure is Happy alright.

Fuck you.
Have a nice day!

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When Grandpa Is Your Doctor

2009-08-31T18:27:00.000-07:00

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Yea I was supposed to post this last Friday.
I didn't.
Too fucking bad.

The Big Plan

2009-07-12T06:19:00.000-07:00

Okay.. I know. The chair looks like shit. No wait, the whole thing does.But yeah. I might be posting on the site(till mine gets back on track anyways) more than I expected so get used to it.

Unwelcome Visitor

2009-05-17T07:38:00.000-07:00

Argh.
Still warming up, I'm afraid.

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Unwelcome Visitor (Alternate Ending)

2009-05-17T07:27:00.000-07:00

I need more crack... I know... I know...

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Deep and Meaningful

2009-04-10T05:02:00.000-07:00

Deep and meaningful, alright.

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If you haven't noticed yet, there's a new contributor to this site...
check it out.

Also, check out her new site Converting To Brown Bunny.

Stickman religious satire fucking OWN, baby!

Yay, first contribution

2009-04-02T23:47:00.001-07:00

I love stickman religious satire

Cutest Cat Ever

2009-03-27T18:03:00.000-07:00

That fucking attention-seeking ugly piece of shit.

Have a nice day!

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Love Thyself

2009-03-20T13:07:00.000-07:00

Ah... the wonders of time travel!

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No, She's Not Shallow

2009-03-17T08:42:00.000-07:00

Not shallow at all.

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Just getting warmed up.

Ready For More Crack, Bitches?

2009-01-12T22:00:00.000-08:00

Well if you'd read my personal blog,
you'd know that I'd been waiting to post until
after the appeal.

But since my picture's out in the newspaper (The New Paper),
I figured... fuck it.

I've got a ton of shit
yet to be posted...
and I'll start posting them in the next few days.

That's right.
Time for more crack.

Tell your parents.

Worst Insult

2008-07-13T02:45:00.000-07:00

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Brought to you in part, by BrainDeadGenius.

From thinking that Caucasians
are all really smart and rich just because
they are white to
letting the 'public' transportation
companies fuck us in the ass over and over again
by raising fares (after posting millions of dollars in profit
for the previous quarter)...

My GOD Singaporeans are stupid!

Never, ever use this insult on anyone.

A Friend In Need

2008-07-06T10:20:00.000-07:00

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Gotta love it when
your 'friends' just
stand by and do nothing when
you really need their help.

Anyway,
what the fuck is up with
Facebook??

How do you cancel a
friend request?

Being the genius that
I am, a few weeks before my departure from the
school, I had
sent a request to
a certain teacher's Facebook account (ok fuck it, it's Dian. Everyone KNOWS it's Dian).

Thing is, it was a spur-of-the-moment
kind of thing.

It's been weeks and I still
don't know how to get rid of that damn request (it's still pending).

Right now,
I feel like a goddamn cyber-stalker.

Thanks a lot, Facebook.
Fuck you.

And of course...
fuck you all.
Have a nice day~!

2008-06-29T08:59:00.000-07:00

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Yep.
Finally uploaded a new one.

Be rest assured, people,
that going to prison does indeed suck.

Also, there are some people
whom I seem to have pissed
off...
To them I offer this...

Fuck you and those like you.

I hope every single one
of you contracts a deadly disease that causes
you to die of suffocation after
it sticks your heads up your assholes.

Fuck you all.
Have a nice day!

The Fat Lady Isn't Here Yet

2008-06-29T01:12:00.000-07:00

Ah yes.
I'm back, baby.

Well ok,
I'm only out on bail but still...

Anyway, the comic(s)
will be up later tonight.

You gotta love Singapore.
Developed country.
Third-world prison system.

Let's just say that the animals in the zoo have it better.

And to top it off...
they didn't serve cupcakes!

I mean, what the hell??

Oh hey, I had
a meeting with my bosses
from HQ recently and yeah,
it turned out that the ICT
had indeed stabbed me in the back.

I mean, even with all the rubbish that
it ('she' is too good a term for such a filthy creature) was pulling
back then, I didn't mention
anything because well, it did have offspring to look after.

Speaking of which,
I think it should be made illegal for
fucking idiots and jackasses to reproduce.

Seriously.
It would solve a LOT of the world's problems.

Oh and in case the Administrative Manager
is reading this...
your daughter IS a racist.
And it's not her fault.

She's only FOUR.
She isn't even in nursery yet.

And you still had the nerve to go "ohh.. I didn't teach her that".

Oh that's right,
because she gets visits from the KKK
who taught her to hate Indians.

GOD I hate stupid assholes.

Fuck you all.
Have a nice day!

Endgame.

2008-06-18T22:58:00.001-07:00

Check out the latest comic here .

I have another blog.
A personal one.

The post that I'm about to link
to this page will
explain why for the next couple of
months (or years),
my friend BrainDeadGenius
will be drawing and posting my comics for me.

Click here. (I've redirected the link to Explosm instead. For now)

Damn.

My life really is a goddamn sitcom.

He's Single

2008-06-14T00:52:00.000-07:00

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The real question is,
why doesn't he seem too bothered by it?

Yet Another Wedding Joke

2008-06-08T09:29:00.000-07:00

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Yeah I know...
there are already like, a million fucking wedding jokes out there.

But, my friend got married today
and well, I couldn't resist.

So yeah,
Madam Salwati (yep, it does make you sound old)...
congratulations!

To the groom...
my condolences.

Later.

Fuck Myanmar

2008-06-02T19:11:00.000-07:00

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Ah yes.
The US Navy is gonna decide in a couple of days
whether or not to withdraw their aid ships.

Well they DID consult their allies
on whether or not to force aid onto Myanmar...
seeing how hundreds of thousands of people
are facing death due to the lack of it.

But their allies don't want to do that. NooooOooo!!
That wouldn't be right.

So of course,
the US government, as usual, listen to their allies.

So yeah, fuck Myanmar.

He Likes Kids

2008-06-01T18:32:00.000-07:00

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Oh he isn't a paedophile that's for sure....

Fuck kids.
Fuck their parents.
Fuck you all.

Have a nice day!

That Smile

2008-05-31T19:53:00.000-07:00

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Yep.
That smile.

Speaking of which,
check out the scariest smile you'll ever see...

Yep.
I even freak myself out sometimes.

Later.

Slapstick Humour

2008-05-25T12:12:00.000-07:00

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So yeah...
Singaporeans love slapstick humour...
they do.

So I was confused when no one laughed
after I pushed an old man
down a flight of stairs.

Stupid Singaporeans.

Yet Another Apology

2008-05-25T01:19:00.000-07:00

I know... I know...
haven't been posting as often as I'd like.

Worry not!
(Yeah, I'm sure you were all very worried)

By next Friday, I should be able to start posting regularly.
And by that,
I mean when I feel like it.

The next comic should be up later tonight...

So yeah... sorry.

Now fuck off...
and have a nice day!

Uncle Rob

2008-05-17T14:25:00.000-07:00

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Yep.
Uncle Rob turned into a giant potato.

I'm so full of crap.

What Happens When You Moonlight

2008-05-11T13:33:00.000-07:00

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Yep.
Ah well.

Fuck you all.
Have a nice day!

Chocolatey Goodness

2008-05-11T02:40:00.001-07:00

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Yeah... sorry again for the late post.
Been feeling a little
unwell on account of all the shit I've been eating.

That, plus the shit I've had to take from
people who are full of shit.

Fuck you all.
Have a nice day!

Dickheads

2008-05-09T02:07:00.000-07:00

Check out the latest comic here

Hmmm...
where to begin... oh yes... where...?

I'm a Technology Assistant (which stupid fucker thought up this title?)
in a secondary school.

What I do is help
out teachers when they have problems
with their computers (like when they forget
that computers need electricity to work).

Occasionally I'm required to help
the AVA crew when it comes to
staging events...

Ah yes.

The former TA is now the ICT executive (neither of us knows what the fuck it stands for).
Now the ICT is pretty much a Project Manager...
of course, they can't be called that.
Oh no... that would be stupid.

There's a major event coming
up next Monday.
Sports Carnival or some shit like that.

She's helping the AVA crew set up the equipment...

All I did was ask her to give
me the details (it is technically MY job)...
and she... refused.

Both she and the unofficial AVA crew leader
simply did not want to give me the details.

Thing is, if both of them
don't turn up next week,
I'm the one who's gonna have to
make sure everything goes well.

Those 2 geniuses
seemed to think they were on some kind of top-secret mission.

Ok look,
I know you both have helped me
out in the past...
but what happened?
Did you two come across 'Dickhead Pills'
and decided to finish the bottle?

Seriously.
What the fuck was wrong with the two of you??

Did you honestly believe
I give a shit about that event?

They were going on about
how there's no way they'd miss it.

The kid especially.

Is that right?
No way?

How about if a Pakistani guy with
a bat showed up at your place and
popped your kneecaps?
How about then, smart ass?

Oh that's right...
you got a guarantee from GOD.
My mistake.

Man don't you just love it
when people suddenly act like dicks?

Anyway fuck it.
If anything goes wrong...
and they turn to me for help...
I'm gonna help them alright...
with a baseball bat.

Later

The Other Man (final)

2008-05-04T09:11:00.000-07:00

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Now I know what some
of you may be thinking...
I was lazy.

But you see the thing
is... how do I put this gently...
please just..
you see this stick of dynamite?
Yes...
your asshole..
light it up...
and enjoy.

Now fuck off.

Have a nice day!

The Other Man (no.2)

2008-05-04T09:07:00.000-07:00

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The Other Man (no. 1)

2008-05-03T08:32:00.001-07:00

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Frosty Makes A New Friend

2008-04-27T09:41:00.000-07:00

They are about to get to know each other real well...

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The Forbidden Kingdom 2

2008-04-26T07:27:00.001-07:00

Ah yes,
by now, you must have heard of The Forbidden Kingdom.

Or, as I'd like to call it,
American Saves Asians' Asses In Ancient China.

Here's the synopsis
courtesy of Yahoo! Movies:

"Based on the Chinese legend of the monkey king,
An American teen (OF COURSE it had to be a white American)
discovers the king's legendary stick
weapon in a pawn shop.
He is transported back in time
to ancient China, where
he joins a crew of warriors fighting to free the imprisoned king."

So it's like this.
These 2 legendary warriors:

Need the help of this asshole:

So once again,
a white guy has to come to the rescue
of the Asians.

Never mind the fact that a 5 year-old girl could
beat the shit outta this pussy...

But hey,
since they did make The Forbidden Kingdom...
I feel that it is my obligation to make a sequel.

THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM 2:

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Hmm

2008-04-21T12:22:00.000-07:00

Read the latest comic here .

Anyway...
I always mean what I say... but never say what I mean...
all the time...
but rarely.

Chew on that.

Later.

The New Guy

2008-04-20T09:39:00.000-07:00

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Yep.
Always remember to make a good first impression...
Just not TOO good an impression.

Also,
to those of you who
were brought here because of the tags...
HAHAHAH!

Fuck you.

Later.

Piece of The Pie

2008-04-19T01:24:00.000-07:00

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Ah yes,
I just got a letter regarding the GST Offset Package.

What is it, you ask?

Why, I'll be more than pleased (what it says at the start of the letter)
to inform you!

The Singapore government
is actually giving out cash...
to help the public cope
with the newly-raised GST.

Now for those
of you not living on this fucked up
little island...

GST is the 'Goods and Services Tax'.

At first it was 3%.. then 5%... now 7%... in just a few years.

You know how much we're getting?
$150-$250!

Holy shit!
Isn't that just so fucking generous of them
to give us back OUR money?

And $250??

MY GOD! We're rich!
There's no more need to worry about the tax!

Rising food and transportation costs?
Who the hell cares??

We're rich, bitches! RICH!!

And no, we're not getting $250 each month indefinitely.
Oh noOoo... just each month over the next 3 months.

I know... I know... waaay too generous of those kind-hearted
'people' in parliament.

Never mind the fact that the tax is permanent and will only get higher...
fuck that!

We're rich!!

Now it wouldn't be so bad if wages increased in tandem.

But yeah... well...

EXCEPT of course,
the ministers' pay.

Yep. That's right.
Those assholes increased their OWN pay.

And their excuse?
To curb corruption.

So lemme get this straight:

'Oh shit! I might get corrupted!
I better give myself the citizens' hard-earned money
before it happens!'

Keep in mind, folks,
that most of them are already millionaires.
And for the Lees (the fuckers who OWN this country)...
billionaires.

Fucking billionaires need to increase their own pay.

And yes, I wonder where the cash comes from?

There's more than one kind of corruption.

To curb corruption, eh?
It's a little too late for that.

Later

Fuckety Fuck Fuck

2008-04-15T02:06:00.000-07:00

You can check out the latest comic here : http://addictedtocrack.blogspot.com/2008/04/atan-teacher.html

It's 5.07 pm and raining heavily.
Man...
it sure feels like Mother Nature is pissing on me right now.

The day I want to leave early
and this is what happens.

Isn't this just fucking perfect?

If any of you is having a nice day...
FUCK YOU!

But please continue to visit my site.

And before I leave...
FUCK ALL OF YOU!

I'm all about equality, baby.

Later

Atan The Teacher

2008-04-13T11:54:00.000-07:00

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Ah yes...
There's this teacher I hang out with at work (a high school).

Now don't get me wrong,
this guy's ok... for the most part.

Thing is,
he's quick to judge.
A little too quick.

He once got really pissed
off with a new teacher that
was introduced to him because...
all she did was smile.

And yes, that was his explanation.
She smiled.
She didn't do a little dance
nor kiss his feet.

Holy shit!
Who wouldn't be pissed??

Mann... if it were me and
all she did was smile...
I'd kick that bitch's ass all the way
back to where she came from!

But I digress.

The part that really gets on
my nerves,
is that he's really into religion now.

While he doesn't visit my site...
his girlfriend does.

Yes, I know I'm really asking for it.

But fuck it.
It's MY site.

Anyway,
today's comic was brought to you
in part,
by Brain-Dead Genius.

Check out his site, bitches.

http://www.braindeadfromcookieoverdose.blogspot.com/

Later

Why Men Don't Understand Women

2008-04-11T02:53:00.000-07:00

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What can I say?
It's the truth!

I've got 2 sisters...
I work with women all the time...
And yes, it's official.
They are nuts.

And it seems that their
ultimate goal
is to drive me insane.

I think it's working too...
if the little blue leprechauns
dancing around me
is any indication.

Later

I Didn't Take Crack Today

2008-04-08T00:08:00.001-07:00

Yep.
This is the kind of shit you guys
get when I don't take crack...

Wait.
It's not really that different from
the shit I post when I DO take crack.
Ah well.

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Suicide

2008-04-05T22:26:00.000-07:00

Necessary steps to ensure
a smooth, and satisfying suicide.

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He Has Hair

2008-04-04T02:03:00.000-07:00

Well, at least he has hair.

p.s. I know that this is a fucked up comic

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Anyway, 2 of my colleagues
recently found out about 2 permanent injuries of mine.

Being geniuses,
they kept repeating "but you're so young!"
and "you shouldn't be lifting weights!"

Holy shit really??
I never knew there was an age requirement
for major injuries!

Guess I missed the memo
before I got hospitalised. Twice.
How stupid of me!

And I shouldn't be lifting weights?
Not even to strengthen myself
to prevent aggravation to the current
injuries??

HOLY FUCK!
I never knew that!
Neither did my physiotherapist (who was smokin' hot, by the way).

THANK GOD for these enlightened people!!

Now please excuse me
while I bang my bald head against the wall.

Later

Depression

2008-04-02T02:08:00.000-07:00

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Don't you just hate
how easy it is to slip into depression?

As some of you
may have noticed,
I've begun posting
on weekdays as well.

Now now, don't be worried, children.
I'll still be posting on
weekends.

I just post whatever shit
I feel like posting on other days.

Oh, and in case
some of you are wondering (you know who you are)...
I am not depressed because
of that fugly tranny, ok?

Ok cool.

Fuck you all.
Have a nice day!

My Shovel

2008-03-31T22:28:00.000-07:00

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A man and his shovel... it's a beautiful thing.

Remember,
'tranny' is used by us to describe ONLY
stupid, irritating women.

Do not use it on actual transsexuals, ok kids?

Hmm

2008-03-31T00:23:00.000-07:00

First out, check out the latest comic here : I Has A Bucket!

Anyway, I think I'm depressed.
Have been so for some time.
It seems particularly bad today.

All the signs are there.

I should probably get help.

But committing mass-murder
sounds much better.

Now,
where did I put my shovel...

Later.

I Has A Bucket!

2008-03-30T12:49:00.000-07:00

Ah yes...
a Bucket Joke.

Couldn't help myself.

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Cute Little Rabbit

2008-03-29T07:21:00.001-07:00

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Hungry yet?

So Romantic

2008-03-23T03:29:00.000-07:00

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Here's a remake of a cartoon
a friend of mine posted on
his site (it's not much of a remake, I know).

Check out the original
and his poems...
which speak the truth about Singapore.

http://braindeadfromcookieoverdose.blogspot.com/2008/03/
different-day-same-fucking-shit.html

And

braindeadfromcookieoverdose.blogspot.com

The truth must be told!

As some of
you can tell,
I've decided to amend this post of mine.

Guess I didn't
realize how much
of an impact
it could have on
that person...
until now.

What can I say?
Some things are more
important than my pride.

Very few things.

Wait.
That actually sounds mature.

Fuck!

Ahh... much better.

Oh yeah and again,
if you don't like my blog,
please feel free to
stick this spiky dildo up your ass...

No, no... there's no need to thank me.

Later

Why She Rejected Him

2008-03-22T02:36:00.000-07:00

That shallow bitch.

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Rejection

2008-03-16T10:47:00.000-07:00

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Ah yes...
I had attempted asking out
a girl from my workplace.

Let's just say
that I am not a smooth operator.

Shut up.

Secret To A Happy Marriage

2008-03-15T05:13:00.000-07:00

Yep.
Now you know the secret.

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No Arguments

2008-03-09T09:15:00.000-07:00

That bitch.

Lame-Ass

2008-03-09T04:28:00.000-07:00

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Yep.
My friend's a Eurasian,
who looks like a Caucasian.

We both speak about the same way.

But for some
reason, people find me
annoying while they find him
"cute"...

I wonder why, eh?

Oh yeah,
and as you've probably noticed,
I've been pretty late in
posting lately...
Sorry about that.

For the time being,
I'll only be posting
on Saturday nights
and Sunday afternoons...

Gotta love work.

Later

Vegetarian

2008-03-02T08:52:00.000-08:00

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R.I.P. Little Billy...

This was inspired
by another comic http://www.apatheticrant.com/comic/i-only-eat-ugly-things.

Check it out.

Later.

Doing Chores

2008-03-02T07:46:00.000-08:00

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Yep.
Gotta do your part.

And yeah,
again, sorry for being late.
Mann...
I really gotta lay off Warcraft...
right after this one last round...

Later.

Revenge

2008-02-24T10:17:00.000-08:00

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Mr. Reynolds is 60.
Mr Reynolds may have to start looking for
a new home.

The Difference Between 'Nice' and 'Creepy'

2008-02-24T01:34:00.000-08:00

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Yeah...
sorry about being late.
Again.

Mann...
nowadays I'm exhausted almost
all the time.

Gotta find a way to take more
naps on the job...

Ambition

2008-02-17T09:55:00.000-08:00

Yep.
I'm sure he won't be getting 'special attention'
now.

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Happy People

2008-02-16T04:19:00.000-08:00

I just love happy people, don't you?

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Awesome Find

2008-02-10T08:33:00.000-08:00

Must be his lucky day...

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Wedding Night

2008-02-09T21:52:00.000-08:00

And then they lived happily ever after...

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Yeah I know...
sorry about being late.

The other one will be up later...

Been feeling a little
under the weather lately.

I wonder how'd they
come up with that?

"Under the weather"?

You're not 'Above the weather'
if you're ok...
and yet, you're under it if you're not.

Oook...
time to get medicated..

Later

The Girl Scout Strikes Again

2008-02-03T08:46:00.001-08:00

Don't you just hate people who don't buy your cookies?

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Cute Girl Scout

2008-02-02T11:26:00.000-08:00

Such an adorable little kid.

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Flash Vs Pixia part 2

2008-01-26T10:22:00.000-08:00

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I wonder where this is going...?

Anyway, for those not
in the know,
Pixia is one of the drawing programs
that I used
when I didn't have access to Flash MX.

It's pretty cool
except it was
hard to draw a circle
with a proper border.

Or maybe I just don't know
how to use it right.

Ah well.

Flash Vs Pixia part 1

2008-01-26T02:54:00.000-08:00

Hmm.

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Brothers For Life

2008-01-19T11:55:00.001-08:00

Brotherly love,
it's a beautiful thing.

Anyway,
I'm really sorry,
but this is gonna
be the only comic
I'll be uploading this week.

Mann...
you'd think getting
a free alternative to
Flash would be easy...

Yeah, easy.
Right.
About as easy as
shaving an angry baboon (don't ask).

I should be able to get
my hands of Flash MX (I just love being broke, don't you?)
by next week
so... yeah, just hang in there, boys and girls.

Yep.
Don't commit suicide or anything.

Ook.
Later

Apology

2008-01-18T20:04:00.000-08:00

Yeah...
I know...
I know...

Sorry about this.

It's been a looOoong week
and right now I'm exhausted
and still trying to figure
out exactly how Gimp works...

So bear with me, eh?
The comics will be up later tonight...
unless a meteorite hits me
right smack in the face or something

Being Friendly

2008-01-13T08:26:00.000-08:00

Yep.

And yes,
I know the quality is just... awesome.

My trial version of Flash MX
expired today
so I've decided to use GIMP
instead.

Looks like I have a loooong
way to go before I get the hang of it.

But I like that title,
'The GIMP'.
It's funny.
Reminds me of porn.

Not that I watch porn.
Me?
Porn?
Never!

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Homophobe

2008-01-11T11:02:00.000-08:00

That homophobe...

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Just Bored

2008-01-11T10:25:00.000-08:00

The things you do when you're really bored, eh?

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Last One About Nana

2008-01-06T08:23:00.000-08:00

What you don't
know about your nana
can't hurt you.

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Still About Nana

2008-01-05T09:43:00.001-08:00

Sounds like Nana sure had a good time...

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It's All About The Sandwich

2008-01-04T07:30:00.000-08:00

Moral of the story?
Never eat your best friend's sandwich.

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Tired At The Office

2007-12-30T07:19:00.000-08:00

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So last night at Orchard Rd,
I had a bout of food poisoning.

That's right.
I got poisoned.
By food!
Damn evil food.

Anyway, I
was throwing up
all over the place ...
and naturally,
nobody came over
and asked if
the Pakistani terrorist-lookalike
needed any help.

That, despite the
fact that the place was packed.

Gotta love Singaporeans!

I called an ambulance (they're like free taxis, man!).

By the time it arrived,
I was heaving for the 3rd time,
and having trouble breathing.

So you know what the paramedic
asked me?
"So ah, do you wanna go to the hospital"?

Wow.

Well no,
of course not!
I just called you guys over
to have a nice little chat...
in between throwing up parts of my guts and liver.

I was hospitalized
at Singapore General Hospital
and discharged a couple of hours later.

At 1.30am.

Yep.

The place is like, an hour's away from home,
and I was still feeling a little queasy.

In the end,
I took a cab home.

The end.

Shut up.

Santa and Rudolph

2007-12-28T12:26:00.000-08:00

The secret's out, big guy.

No wonder you're
so damn jolly all the time!

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Confidence

2007-12-28T09:56:00.000-08:00

Yep.
That'll help him alright.

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By the way, you've probably
noticed by now
that the comics look better...

If you haven't,
then, hoo BOY!
somebody needs to
get their eyes checked.

I've been using Flash MX.

The trial version
ends in about 2 weeks
so... ah, don't get used to it, eh?

Unless of course,
any of you would like to make
a sizeable donation
to yours truly.

A couple of thousand bucks
should cover it.

Cartoon On Newgrounds

2007-12-27T15:19:00.001-08:00

Yep.
I finally succumbed.

Check it out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/417279

The comic will be up later today...

Santa Just Loves Them Cookies And Milk!

2007-12-23T09:33:00.000-08:00

Now why would Santa do that to
2 sweet little kids?

Why Santa?
Why?
WHY YOU FAT, JOLLY MOTHERFUCKER??
WHYYY???

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One Less Person In The Closet

2007-12-21T14:11:00.000-08:00

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Now I'm straight.

But I still don't get why the hell
do homophobic straight guys think that all
gays wanna screw them...

Seriously.

What the fuck is up with that?

Snoopy The Lovable Beagle

2007-12-21T12:57:00.000-08:00

He's just so lovable...

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A Friend In Need

2007-12-16T07:26:00.000-08:00

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The Kitchen Table

2007-12-15T01:50:00.000-08:00

Nope... Little Bobby's not in school...

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Inflammable

2007-12-15T00:58:00.000-08:00

Yeah... it can be real confusing sometimes, can't it?

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Anyway, sorry
for the delay...
my internet connection
kinda got suspended until about an hour ago.

It was a technical problem.
You see... technically, I didn't pay my bill.

A Mother's Love

2007-12-09T08:19:00.000-08:00

She loves little kids... I can tell.

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http://addictedtocrack.blogspot.com/2007/09/yet-another-piece-of-puzzle.html

http://addictedtocrack.blogspot.com/2007/09/curious-little-boy.html

http://addictedtocrack.blogspot.com/2007/08/all-he-wants-is-ice-cream.html

http://addictedtocrack.blogspot.com/2007/08/out-of-love.html

http://addictedtocrack.blogspot.com/2007/07/mothers-know-best.html

First appearance: http://addictedtocrack.blogspot.com/2007/07/re-post.html

Healthy Drinking

2007-12-08T08:12:00.000-08:00

We should all emulate his fine example, really.

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Best Buds

2007-12-08T08:04:00.000-08:00

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Cartoon By Allen Awesome

2007-12-05T03:42:00.000-08:00

My buddy Allen Awesome (his ego is tiny, really)
made a short cartoon based on one of my strips.

It's fucking hilarious!

Check it out here.

Also, check it out his latest strip...
That wasn't a request, by the way.
DO IT.

Stick'em Up

Youthful

2007-12-02T10:32:00.000-08:00

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Who's Your Daddy?

2007-12-01T11:11:00.000-08:00

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Misstep

2007-12-01T11:08:00.000-08:00

Sometimes life can be so unfair...

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Dude, Where's My Penis?

2007-11-24T11:54:00.000-08:00

Sometimes we can be so forgetful...

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Familiar Face

2007-11-24T11:52:00.000-08:00

Brought to you in part, by Nadiah or,
as I'd like to call her,
Little Miss Caramel (and no, not because she's so darn sweet)(trust me).

Tummy Aches

2007-11-24T11:47:00.000-08:00

The lazy bastard...

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He Said "Ice-Cream"

2007-11-18T11:07:00.000-08:00

Some people just have to learn to pay more attention...

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The Break-Up

2007-11-17T07:39:00.000-08:00

Sometimes people just drift apart...

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Walking In On Parents

2007-11-17T07:37:00.000-08:00

Kids, eh?
I'm sure he'll grow up to be a perfectly normal, happy child...

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Reminds Me Of Myself

2007-11-11T10:21:00.000-08:00

Yeah...
sorry about the really long delay...
no, really, I do care about what you think.

And no, I'm not laughing because
I think the above statement is funny.

Anyway, here ya go...

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